craigslist findings

have you guys ever browsed craigslist? probably. i'm like the last one to get on the ball here. anyway, i was turned on to it while house hunting, and now i'm checking for couches. i'm finding so much more.

under "household items," i found a Miniature Schnauzer Purebred (M) Docked/Cropped/Lic/Advantage/Shots for $400.

you can also buy some stained glass for christmas. the seller even promises that "it's the gift that keeps on giving all year long." ah, my precious stained glass, just always giving.

know what's weird? personal ads. i click on one of this guy who doesn't even necessarily want a girlfriend, but just someone to talk to. i scroll down and he's got two pictures of his face and one of his body..just his body. and he's not even that in shape. why would you put that up if you don't have a chest to brag about? i'd be nervous to answer to a personal ad on craigslist cuz i'd be afraid of being at the butt end of a joke.

guy: "dude, what if you put a personal ad up on craigslist? who would respond?"
guy's friend: "haha, dude, i bet you'd get really weird girls."
guy: "we should do it! hahaha"

and then they make up some profile, which i'd respond to on a particularly adventurous day, only to be laughed at. see what i mean?

EDIT!

did you know you can barter on craigslist? it's just like being on the oregon trail, except for the internet.

one woman is offering some breast implants. yeah, seriously, she's giving away BOOBS. they're not used or anything...i think. ew, that'd be gross if she got them removed and was like, "actually, could i hold on to those? i think i've got a use for them..."

i can also get two dental chairs for FREE! i dont even have a good use for those. oh, wait, they specify in the ad that they're for "anyone who could apply to good use." man, no dental chairs for me.

in the "for sale" section, there's a link for baby+kids. i went there to look for a baby to adopt. i was disappointed.