every single night when i come home, i have to pee REALLY bad. even if i haven't had any alcohol, it's like i'm gonna pee my pants when i'm riding up the elevator. i do that little jig and pinch my legs together and bend down in some sort of crazy pee dance. then i take a deep breath and tell myself that i'm fine. but as the elevator soars up (okay, creaks past every floor), i feel the urge to go more and more.
why is that? why is it that when you get close to a bathroom, you have you pee even more? like, once the bathroom is in sight, your bladder is like "YOU HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW!" even if you've been holding it for hours...your bladder just can't hold on 2 more minutes.
oh, and speaking of bodily functions...so i have this cold right now. there are two ways to treat a cold (at least, according to me): either have some medicine or fix things the natural way. how do you do the natural way? by eating oranges and drinking tea. i feel like when i do it the natural way, i'm giving my body more troops to fight the war. "come on, healthy cells! you can do it!" but when i take drugs, i feel like i'm giving up and asking another country for help...like i'm stuck in iraq and realize i can't get out, so i'm like "ugh...china, will you help please?" but, with medicine and in my body.
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