well, one of them is sarcastically great. but you had to expect that from me.
1. paul (my french brother who is 6) and i played today! he mostly just pinned me on the floor and shot at me with the pistol, yelling "te mortes!" (you're dead!). and then he pretened to blow all his toys up. then he tackled me again. i decided that boys are the same everywhere in the world.
2. i slammed my face into a pole today. a bunch of us (like 35) were walking on the street. i saw an american bar and in my head i was like "hey! english! i know how to read that!" so i focused on the words on the bar and wasn't paying attention to the fatty pole in front of me. so *bam* i rammed my body flat into it. my head made this huge, hallow sound on the pole. the 25 people walking behind me let out this huge "OHHH!!!" yeah, i was embarassed. but then we got delicious martinis, so all was good.
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